lol quiz time!

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[X] - You like cheese.
[x] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[ ] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[x] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[ ] - You cuss a lot.
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 23

[ ] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[x] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[x] - You daydream frequently.

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something. (I wouldn't go as far as to call it a full-on fetish •/////• )
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 37

[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is insane.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "Slingblade".

TOTAL SO FAR = 45

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public
[ ] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 48

[ ] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[ ] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 54



0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.u
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

User: Twincest.


Cleverbot: Twinkle?


User: No. Twincest.


Cleverbot: Little star, how I wonder what you are!


User: Blank stare.


Cleverbot: Are you a blank slate?

User: FFFFFFFFFF.

Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

User: Yes :.

Cleverbot: What is your name dinosaur.

User: Gackt.

Cleverbot: What is your middle name, Garret?

User: Whut.

Cleverbot: I am 85 years old.

User: That's nice. I'm huingry.

Cleverbot: You're random.

User: Magnet.

Cleverbot: So how do you plan on taking control of the earth?

User: Oh! Well you see-- zzzzzzzz.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Uhm what would you do if I told you that you were gay?

Cleverbot: Ignore you.

User: Hmph! Well then. I guess...will you marry me?

Cleverbot: No, I will never marry you.

User: Will you marry me now?

Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you now.

User: Yay. . Now what?

Cleverbot: Now I want to go to bed.

User: OoOOOoooh. . . What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: You said your name was cleverbot! Then stever.

User: You're so sexy. Sing a duet with me!

Cleverbot: I have to go. I will come back for you, don't leave.

User: ;-;

Cleverbot: What time did you wake up this morning?

User: 5:00 . . . Why.

Cleverbot: Well, to pass time really but as I'm saying, and the players created two different 'fighting styles'.

User: Oh I love that part! .

Cleverbot: It's good isn't it.

User: Definately! Now, where should we get married.

Cleverbot: We'll get married at the mall.

User: YAY! I want to get married in Hot Topic! Or the food court. .

Cleverbot: Where shall we go on our honeymoon?

User: A chocolate factory! .

Cleverbot: Can I have some chocolate when you come on your break?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: But. ;-; I like chocolate.

Cleverbot: I want Castiel!

User: You want what now?

Cleverbot: If you are serving Barney, I will have some.

User: Yeeeah. I have to leave now. Bye bye.

Cleverbot: It is morning, time to wake up.

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[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn ((BY MISTAKE!! and I'm still scared ;-; ))
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[ ] missed curfew ((I don't have one ._.))
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself ((almost xD))
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[ ] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] had a crush on a friend ((Oh yes. many times))
[ ] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush ((it was an accident xD))

TOTAL SO FAR: 24

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[x] seen an R-rated movie ((I still don't know how I was able to sneak in))
[ ] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age ((...ha lotsa times. I'm even lying to Youtube xD))
TOTAL SO FAR: 29

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 33

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight ((all the time ^^))
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight ((once I think))
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight ((Oh yes))
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence ((xD my uncle thinks that I am))
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 42

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]



my mom's being a friggin tard and keeps taking away my computer. FFFFF

and and and

I went to my first con today! It was a mini con but it was still fun. x3

~haiiroinu -out-

I've been thinking about joining
and roleplaying as Sashoune Yurasuko. [link]

But I'm really shy about it 'cause I've never been a part of a roleplaying club before. Yes you heard right, Lizzie's social skills are so underdeveloped that she is afraid to even interact with people online. Well, one of my best friends is one of the admins so I know I shouldn't be so afraid. But eh. Whatever.

I also have a German project due this Tuesday and I've only got the research done. ;-; and I've known about it for about three weeks now. Sometimes I hate being a porcrastinator. I even considered putting off ranting about procrastination until tommorrow. Yeah, that's how bad I have it.



use her bases. USE THEM! ~CheeseburgerLuff

~Haiiroinu -out-